RectalStretcher
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There is light at the end of the tunnel. I was approved, along with several others. Just stick in there, you might be in the next group. Good luck to all those that have been patient this long. I know it's been fun.
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Just wanted to let the one's reviewing the apps know, that I'm still here.
Hoping to get in at some point. You guys are amazing, keep up the good work.
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Lol, I made this name when I was like 15 and I've had it ever since. It came from a joke, I will elaborate.
A guy was out on a back road driving his new Lamborghini. He was getting on it more than he should, when he went under an overpass. As he came out, he blew past a cop parked on the other side. Obviously he proceeds to pull him over. The cop approaches the window and asks the guy, where the hell he's going that he has to drive so fast. The guy says, "I'm on my way to work". The cop then asks, "where is it you work that's so important you must drive 150mph to get there"? The guy replies, "I'm a rectal stretcher"! The cop then asks, "what the fuck is a rectal stretcher"? The man proceeds to explain, " when I get to work each day there is a fresh asshole waiting on me. So I go to work on it. I start by getting a finger in it, then two, then three, until I get my whole hand in there. Then I have to start working my 2nd hand in there. Once I have both hands in, I can really start to work it. I will keep stretching, and working until it's about 6 foot." The cop, perplexed, asks, " what the fuck do you do with a 6 foot asshole"? The man responds, " I give him a radar gun, and stick him behind an overpass"!
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